Yeap.. the super jadi surprise birthday celebration of Loong "Baby Dragon" Chia May. Thanks to the many Intelligence Agencies brought together to form this plan's blueprint 101, many forces had joined hands in making this mission a success!
OBJECTIVE :
Target Acquired !
Target Acquired !
Target at sight... Target Locked!
This is how the cake looks like, it was shipped in by our dear Chelsea 姐. All the way from Alexis Bistro & Wine Bar @ The Gardens, Mid Valley City. Cakes here usually cost a bomb but.... IT's WORTH EVERY PENNY OF IT! Their cakes make Secret Recipe *my fav cake shop* taste like amateurs! Fo' Real~!
Well during lunch, we came across and learned several hot new techniques on the never grow old topic of the " DOs & DON'Ts When Your With A Girl "
This is known as the easiest method in the process of getting "closer" to the girl.. I call it the "Act-Blurr-Scratch-Head" theory, after scratching your head place hands to somewhere more comfortable than your own lap.. Guess where...?!
Her shoulder!! Where else?! Takkan letak on her head right?
If so you'll experience the true meaning of "Pffffft" if she has a cup of green tea in her possession like so... >>
Remember to wipe your mouth if the food your are eating is messy.. Delicious stuff could be hard to make a pass but you wouldn't want your moustache to catch some of that chicken action rite?
Or some cream off the cake that you've just placed in your mouth like so..
<<<
Don't even think of doing this.. >>
The "Yawn" technique is so old already... It does not work on girls in this generation anymore! It's like your trying to sync your NOKIA 3310 with an iPad2~ *you get the picture right?*
*~Picture for illustration purposes only~*
You know what they say.. to win a girl's heart you must master the technique of how to hold a girl the right way! *well in this case - holding a guy
"You'll go far, in this world if you know..
How to touch a girl " - Jojo
Now, pictures from the celebration it self, pictures speaks a thousand words.. so let's make them do the talking shall we :
Well that's all I have for now.. New semester is about to begin, gonna work my ass off again~ But definitely will still be hittin' you guys with updates. See you when I see you.
*P/S : Happy Birthday May, this post is for you!
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